I MAY be hyped up on caffeine and lack of sleep for most of these, and I MAY be saying this disclaimer as an excuse for my odd mind.
1. I'm really glad that between my dad and my neighbors tastes in fancy high quality beer, when I take 6 months worth of bottle returns back to the store I at least look like a classy alcoholic. Unlike your grocery cart of bud light cans.
2. I love how when we need to isolate something in a reaction via knocking off a hydroxide(in my chem 2 class) we just fling some HCL at it and we're like there, take the hydrogen. Be water, be free. Pure Michigan.
3. If my life ever gets made into a movie, I want the opening scene to be of an elderly lady with a cane going into a church confessional and saying, "I've never been in one of these before. How does it work? Well I'll get started, we've got a lot of ground to cover." And then it'll launch into the movie, starting with my childhood ect.
4. Sometimes I wish I could take a break from being pulled in every direction. I just want to be a group 1 metal every now and then, you know, a spectator ion.
5. Im really struggling with my homework/study load for chemistry so I decided to try to find a crucifix to see if my homework would Sizzle and burn and I wouldn't have to worry about it anymore. But there are no crucifixes in my house, I put a statue of Buddha on top of my homework instead and nothing is happening because he wants me to come to inner peace with my troubles. God dammit Buddha.
